


Diary of Sam

by FallenAngel Kit



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2009-07-10
Updated: 2009-07-10
Packaged: 2013-09-10 11:47:01
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 436
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5206814/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1380957/FallenAngel-Kit
Summary: This isn't any ordinary diary! View life through Sam's eyes with sidenotes by Carly!





	Diary of Sam

**Wow, I really have nothing else to do. Other than, y'know update OGAK, Broken Glass, that Danny Phantom fic, KR, and everything else in joy once I get back to Cally. but, till then, here's "Diary of Sam", an iCarly CAM Fanfic. XD  
**

Disclaimer: I am but a small part of this world, why would I own a TV show?

Blah - Sam writing

**Blah **- Carly writing

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Entry 0: Forward: By Carly And Sam

Why in god's name do I listen to that chick? Sure my job IS writing, but SHE thinks i should write my memoirs.

**It's better than eating Doritos sitting on MY couch all day.** Did I say you could write in my memoirs?

**Nope. I'm doing it anyway.**

... I'm rubbing off on you too much. **Sucks for you. **Meh. Anyways, I'm supposed to write a fucking foreword or some shit describing myself.

**SAM! Kids will read this! **So? **So don't fucking swear! **Like you just did? **... Hate. You. **Love you too cupcake.

Well, my name is Sam Puckett. **She means Samantha Evan Puckett.** They don't need my whole damn name! **It's so they can connect with you, the author!** The only people reading this will be guys who enjoy fantasizing about two lesbians going at it! **SAM! **Oh, c'mon, you know it! These people don't want to listen to my life, they want to hear about all the hot... sweet... passionate... **SAM! **Brownies! **... Fine. You get that one. **Good. So, as you pull out your dick to rub it- **SAM! Other people will read this! **Che. Fine. I like baseball bats-

**But not baseball?** I'm on a roll here Carls, so shut it. **Fine.**

Hockey, doodling- **The only class you will EVER get an A+ in. **What about creative writing?

**... Touché. **

Writing, reading- **I could've SWORN you wouldn't write that. **Why the hell not? **Now everyone knows you read. **I'm a fucking writer, of COURSE I read! **Yeah, but they all think you can't. **Meh. I'll still beat up whoever tries to make me read non-fiction. **Gibby was just trying to help! **Well I helped him. **INTO A FULL BODY CAST! **Still help.

And that's all I like. Now, sit back, chillax, and turn the fucking page. **Stop swearing. **No.

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**Well, that's all for chapter 1. Chapter 2 is Sam at age 4. yes, Carls will still talk. :D See ya real soon! Once I get my other notebook, two oneshots, "Whatshername" and "Green Eggs and Ham" will pop up for ya.**


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